But Stan can't wait another day to be talked about...
So my sister and I were looking through her "treasure chest" and found Stan. He has been missing for many years. After we found him it was clear to us that he needed to be put into circulation again...
So we put little googly eyes on him, a bow around his waist and one in his hair. Attached to the bow was a note that read "long time no see.. do you remember me?"
On the way to our Mother's house Stan was sitting on my dash board just googly eying every which way. We also stuck him out the window to show others.. they laughed.. and then Stan was on the roof of my car and a hooker saw it and shook her hook at us!!!
So when we got to mother's we put Stan into our mother's mail box and waited for her to check the mail...
Well she did and she couldn't remember who Stan was but still thought it was funny.. on the other hand her husband thought that it was a toy from McDonalds...
So I told my mother the story of the first arrival of Stan....
About 6 years ago my mother and sister owned a booth at a flea market and across the hall was Snaggle Tooth (Ray),who smelt soooooooooooo bad!!!
Anyways, I told mother that she was eating her McDonald's lunch one day when Snaggle Tooth came to her booth and gave her Stan. (why would you keep anything Snaggle Tooth gave you???)
So, after Stan came into the picture he was passed back and fourth between my mom's truck and Keith's (sister's hubby) truck. It was hillarious...
Just imagine getting into your truck to go to work and sitting on Stan!!! LMAO
So after I told her this story she laughed her butt off and told her husband. We let her know that she had to keep Stan in circulation so she said that she would. But she said that she would put it in Lela's car (our sister-in-law). Which is so crazy cause she doesn't know the story at all and she will not even know what Stan is!
But mother said she will enclose a note with Stan to explain the situation and to tell Lela to keep him in circulation.
Also, before we left my mother's house we hid Stan in the freezer....
This is Stan the Man:
If you see Stan..... Keeping him moving.....
So my sister and I were looking through her "treasure chest" and found Stan. He has been missing for many years. After we found him it was clear to us that he needed to be put into circulation again...
So we put little googly eyes on him, a bow around his waist and one in his hair. Attached to the bow was a note that read "long time no see.. do you remember me?"
On the way to our Mother's house Stan was sitting on my dash board just googly eying every which way. We also stuck him out the window to show others.. they laughed.. and then Stan was on the roof of my car and a hooker saw it and shook her hook at us!!!
So when we got to mother's we put Stan into our mother's mail box and waited for her to check the mail...
Well she did and she couldn't remember who Stan was but still thought it was funny.. on the other hand her husband thought that it was a toy from McDonalds...
So I told my mother the story of the first arrival of Stan....
About 6 years ago my mother and sister owned a booth at a flea market and across the hall was Snaggle Tooth (Ray),
Anyways, I told mother that she was eating her McDonald's lunch one day when Snaggle Tooth came to her booth and gave her Stan. (why would you keep anything Snaggle Tooth gave you???)
So, after Stan came into the picture he was passed back and fourth between my mom's truck and Keith's (sister's hubby) truck. It was hillarious...
Just imagine getting into your truck to go to work and sitting on Stan!!! LMAO
So after I told her this story she laughed her butt off and told her husband. We let her know that she had to keep Stan in circulation so she said that she would. But she said that she would put it in Lela's car (our sister-in-law). Which is so crazy cause she doesn't know the story at all and she will not even know what Stan is!
But mother said she will enclose a note with Stan to explain the situation and to tell Lela to keep him in circulation.
Also, before we left my mother's house we hid Stan in the freezer....
This is Stan the Man:
If you see Stan..... Keeping him moving.....
You crack me up!
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