Ah Christmas in Florida

For all you folks that live far above (or below) the belt line of this great world and complain about the weather when it gets cold all I have to say is Bah-humbug! See, down here, on the dick handle of North America, it is like a constant summer. Seriously, I could go to the beach today and be just fine! Yes, yes doesn't that sound fantastic to all you stuck in the snow. Well guess what! It sucks!!! I mean really... There is no pretty colors falling from the sky in "fall" no planes of glistening white to gaze upon in "winter" and no fresh green grass and blossoms to see in "spring". It is 100% summer all the time. Yes, it can be nice to go out in a spaghetti strap dress on Christmas but it gets kinda old.

Just picture this,
Brown grass in the spring, summer, and fall because the sun is so hot that the grass is literally burned alive. And during winter the "frosty" 60 degree weather only lasts a couple months which is hardly enough time for the grass to spring up again and the flowers to bloom. So, unless you are old or have arthritis then Florida is a crappy place to be.

Now for some good news.
I finished my classes for the fall.
Heat or not, Christmas is coming and I have proof. My first Christmas card came today!



And, I only have to get a gift for 1 more person and a box of chocolate covered cherries for my dad and then I am all set to go!

BEWARE.. TMI Alert!!!

So, imagine an ingrown nail stabbing you in the big toe. Annoying you for days and days. Then one day you have had enough so you get out the tweezers and clippers and a little knife. And you dig out a chunk of nail and your toe seems to feel all better. Ahh, you think to yourself, relief at last. Come to find out the next day the toe has become inflamed, pussy(not vagina..), and more painful. Now it is time to go in for a second look. Painful as it may be, I dug and dug until I pulled out A HUGE NAIL. No kidding, this thing was a freaking monster... It was in the upper corner of my toe nail and from where it was suppose to be to the end of it was 1/2 a freaking inch!!! So, I chopped that fucker off and now my toe is a gaping wound that is wrapped up in a bandaide and throbbing.. hopefully it will feel better tomorrow...

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Inspiration...

I need some inspiration, I really want to do a photo shoot but I have no one to take pictures of and have not found an inspiring place or idea to capture...

Somebody, let me photograph you, or you will have to look at pictures like this!



LMAO

Music and my kid

So on my phone I have a few songs that I like and one of them is Low(apple bottom jeans) and I was listening to it in my car and my little boy was in the back seat, we were on our way to the park. After it ended, the next song started, and Stefan yelled out "I wanna hear 'hit the floor'!" and I was like OMG... I didn't even think he was paying attention.. but I played it again for him.. Needless to say it is his new favorite song. We listened to it over and over again.

When we went shopping he was a big hit. He had my phone and was listening to Low, and he made some friend. There was this one lady that heard it and started dancing to the music and then when we were putting the groceries in the car she was driving away and stopped to say goodbye to him.. HAHA

So my little boy likes to sing "low low low low low" and "she hit the floor"

I have commited a deadly sin...

My sin:



Almost 3 months have passed and I have kept pretty true to my diet with a few missteps here and there but nothing too bad.
Well today for dinner I had McDonalds! A Big Mac Meal and it was sinfully delicious!

So to help balance things out I skated to school instead of driving.. so its all good..

Right?!?!

Today...

I will get dressed.. soon
Going to get some fabric to start making my apron for my final project in my costume design class.
Will level up in Cafe World.. haha
Eat lots of ice..
Probably put off doing my paper.

Does anyone know where my girl scout vest and sash are?

I finally sent out your anklets Julie.. sorry for the delay!

Mom and Tina you will get yours probably for Christmas unless I feel motivated sooner.

Oh.. so I like to keep my phone in my bra when I wear a sports bra cause its very handy and it stays well.. but for the first time ever it fell out.. and it fell out in the kids bath!!! So after  fishing it out and drying it off I kept it in a bag of rice over night and now it seems to be working for the most part, the screen likes to flicker, so I am saving up for a new phone.. probably the Samsung Highlight because the Memoir is way too expensive. See I was going to get a new phone for Christmas but the BF had to spend like 200+ dollars at the doctors in the past couple weeks and now might not be able to get me a phone.. *tear*

My little boy is growing up, he has gone from his crib to a full size bed and he is such a sweet heart. After I read him stories he says "cuddle me" and then we cuddle and he pets my face and then I kiss him goodnight and he says "I love you Kelly" and it just makes me want to cry cause I love him so much!

I have introduced my little girl to my FarmVille, Pet Society, and Cafe World and she is addicted. She likes to play them all for me and I let her, less work for me.




What?!?! I like outhouses! So what?! Big Deal!